Careers by Zodiac Sign

trippyhit:

adam-rikard:

shardofsong:

stupiddogwalkers:

simply-terrific:

chihorihiro:

I cried

Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly 

OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist

wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist 

"Good career choices include nursing, teaching, real estate, entrepreneurship."

And then I want to sit behind a desk all day and program, leaving all my emotion to friends and family rather than to coworkers.

(Source: ridinghi)

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever changes 

As if any sane person would want to try and go through the massive bureaucracy that precludes any change in any American system ever devised.

It’d be really nice if people could stop fucking with a car I’m currently trying to sell…  Like seriously, the recent one (tonight) looked like someone fucking puked all over the back of it…  Maybe melted whipped cream?  I don’t fucking know, but seriously…

It’d be really nice if people could stop fucking with a car I’m currently trying to sell… Like seriously, the recent one (tonight) looked like someone fucking puked all over the back of it… Maybe melted whipped cream? I don’t fucking know, but seriously…

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:


My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

(Source: crystalweeb)

grimgrinninggoats:

video games are art

grimgrinninggoats:

video games are art

(Source: pqp-tiago)

wonderwomanv2:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

matociquala:

I did not see that coming.

(Source: ydrill)

amischiefofmice:

heteromale:

grier:

the purge is a hoax

please dont reblog these things to scare people

thank u so much….

ppl need to stop sayin ‘oh it’s got a source’ when said source has articles the fucking Sun wouldn’t even bother printing. 

i’ve seen scared people about this on my dash so here you go, its okay!!!

Oh. Oh man. This is beautiful. Do people even look for disclaimers on sites that post shit like this? I mean seriously xD That’s just too fucking funny! And then the fact that everyone here takes everything so literally. Oh man, it’s just too perfect xD

p1kenobi:

pagingme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

GASTON

Blaine is awesome. Best RT intern